Was out with my mate Wazza last night watching the footy. Saints v Demons at the MCG. 70000 fans. Half of em FOUL MOUTH aussies shouting at the umpire and telling him to "GO HOME AND FUCK HIS MUM". Players pushing and shoving each other. Punches nearly thrown. Meat pies and chips. BEER!. And 2 hot Blondes sitting in front of us. THATS WHAT FOOTY (Aussie Rules not soccer not rugby not NFL)is all about.
(68000 Bloody Fans at the G)
For some reason or another Waz calls me Chewie. Short for Chewbacca, the Gorilla whois Han Solo's (Harrison Ford) co pilot in Star Wars 1,2 and 3. It seems that all my nicknames are related to animals. Pooh, Gorilla and now Chewie??? But its all good....
Oh yea, we were driving along Chapel St after the game and we saw this bird/shelia/chick with the BIGGEST tits that you will ever see. So big that we didnt even look at her face. Our eyes went straight to the goods. Hmm...... just sharing!
Anyway I am running off, just like the hooker who stole your watch and wallet after fucking ya!
FUCK OFF everyone.
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