Disneyland after Dark Vol 2

Dear Diary,

What happens to Disneyland when the lights go off? I reckon Mickey goes to his little hut, takes a wank and then smokes up a little. Minnie would be sleeping around with Goofy. Donald Duck would be taking one up the ass from Winnie the Pooh. And Daisy? Daisy is a meth addict. She sells her body for meth. Sells her children's organs for cash as well. Disneyland is a crack house after dark.

Anyway life rocks although I wish i was back in Melbourne though. But hey, things could be much worse. At least I'm not crying in a cell like Paris Hilton. By the way who would you do it with, Diary? Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson? A hard one here, but i would opt for Paris. Just because she is so slutty. When you are choosing between 2 blond bimbos you gotta pick the sluttiest one especially if both of them are blond.

I was listening to the radio that day, and I finally found out why the chicken actually crossed the road. The reason being, he wanted to fucking blow up hitzfm mixfm and flyfm with 100 cases of C4. Fuck you can switch between the radio stations and because their playlists are so fucking similar you wouldn't be able to tell the fucking difference. Mix Fm playing Avril lVAGINAe's Girl friend?? Oh hang on, hitz will be playing it 25 minutes later. Oh turn it on Fly and you fucking hear "hey hey you you." Malaysia needs a revamp in its radio stations BADLY.

Oh yea dear diary, just a little secret between me and you. I hate George Bush. I hate Sadam. I hate Malaysia. I hate whites. I hate Chinese. I hate Italians. You can fucking screw the POMs and the Kiwis as well. Australia is a litter of criminals and the Yanks should be called Wanks. Actually FUCK everybody in the world except ME. Cause I'm Great. and Liverpool FC rules as well.

Well I'm gonna hit the sack just because talking about how great I am makes me so hyped up that I won't be able to sleep. Catch Diary.

Regards

The greatest Penangite in the world.
ME.