Coffee with company and BB

Lessons learnt sipping coffee

Location: Starbucks Island Plaza

Occasion: Tze En's Birthday Celebration again...........and again........and again

Peeps: Aunty, Che, Lil Girl, Surfer Dude, BB and the Dant Dawg

"BB does not eat her own shit" - Ooi Suyin

"BB scares STARBUCKS boyyyyyyy" - Random Observation

"PFS boys today lost a couple of points today in PwC" - Random Observation

"BB will not be attending the wedding. Yee Thean Er cries because of this. Tze En consoles her" - Studious Observation

Lil girl and bf fighting and I am in between. GOD PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY!!!!

BB boh kia si. She wants to be a daredevil jumping from chair to chair!!

Lil girl calls me stupid for the Nth time this week. I have been swimming in elephant turd the whole week. Everyone nods silently and agrees.

"People do not like us. When we are in Coffee Bean there are tons of people in Starbucks. When we are in Starbucks all the people go to Coffee Bean" - Lee Yee Sin

"Someone will not be dancing on the dance floor in December"

"There is a traditional Chinese belief that they are not allowed to attend someone's wedding after their own wedding within a 4 month period. If they do, Chuck Norris will fly from America and give them a round-house kick. They will die and go to hell and be tortured by 99 eaglehorn demons. Worms will then crawl up their body and start laying eggs in their ears and hair. Then Chuck will stare at the person's bride and she will be impregnated." - Lee Yee Sin

Today is the first time Danno has heard Suyin talk like a BIMBO.....Danno widely opens his eyes

(For those who doesn't know who BB is here is her pic. BB is Suyin's hyper and attention craving little mutt. I will be using BB in the near future as my chick magnet.)








This is what my pet would look like if I ever did own a pet:-