A real chinaman drinks beer with ground nuts

First day in PwC - First Impressions

It's gonna be awhile but when I quit this is gonna be cool to reflect upon

First Impressions

Justin WY Yau

First: "Dont mess with me motherfucka"

Now: Zoo Keeper and Basketball/Gym Buddy and of course Master Yoda

Lee Yee Sin
First: Quiet senior easy to bully

Now: Scary ass senior but luckily not to me though. Smart and a great friend.

Khor Tze En

First: PFS first class smart alec fucker

Now: Great bud, great senior and still a stupid smart alec fucker. Saved me from killing trees.

Yee Thean Er

First: Smoking buddy. CLS B%$^%&

Now: Wife of great bud which is a smart alec fucker and also Lil Girl; one of the few office ppl i knew b4 joining

Ooi Tay Zen

First: Tukau

Now: Tukau


Ooi Suyin

First: Lansi but classy

Now: Classy, getting married and also Che

Monopoly at new world park

Danno's hotel per night = $ 1200

Danno's Texas Holdem Bash

Rm10 per player. Winner takes all. Beer. Smokes. Chips and a wicked good time.

Interested? Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=30711111992.

Exams over smashing beers with my mates

Exams are over baybeh. Just smashing the old good ones with me mates!

Stressed out and totally knackered

Through out my 18 years of studying, i have never felt as tired and
stressed studying deferred tax and consolidation. Never studied so
hard and never felt less confident going in tomorrow. Anyone up for
beers tomorrow night? Heaven knows i desperately need one!

This is my first mobile blog post. Cool is'nt it. Exam tomorrow and
cant wait for it to bloody finish.

Blogging from star bucks

Trying this out but blogspot doesnt support mobile bloging without sending an sms. Damm

Just a Special Shout-out

Sometimes during our busy life we often forget the small little details of life,

We get so caught up chasing riches and fortunes, we neglect the simple things.

As said a million times before,

Seize the moment and lets not forget that life is precious.

A special shout-out to Justin Khoo and Wan Yean's dad, RIP may you remain in our memories forever.

It's feeling like a Rudolph and Frosty special....

Its that special time of the year again.....It's freaking December baybehh....

Decembers used to be cool when you are studying. Decembers are long holiday breaks where everyone goes back to Penang. It's a time where you meet everyone in Gurney or Uppper Penang Road again. Friends, buddies, ex-es and long lost friends. December is that special time of the year.

But dangggggg....December is a shit time for all auditors right now. The notorious "Peak Period" that auditors face, starts in the month of December. Can you believe it? Im freakin working on Christmas and New yEar's eve. I still haven't got used to it yet I reckon anyway. Been staying back till around 7 8 sometimes even 9 just working my ass off...It sucks.

Anywhooo....that just makes this Holiday Season even more wicked. The past few Christmases and New Years have been a bit of a bore to me. Maybe it's because as you get older and you hang out even more, you appreciate partying even less. It's like the boy who wished for it to be Christmas everyday and got his wish. The first few days he was having a blast. Presents everyday and delicious food every night. But after 2 weeks he was freakin sick of Christmas. Life is like that isnt it?

Well thats why this year, It's gonna be a wicked Christmas and New Years for me...no matter what I do...Someone mentioned that "Happiness is a choice".

I choose to have a blast for Christmas and New year this time around. God knows I need it.....badly...

Cheers Peeps!

Pricewaterhousecoopers (Penang) by Danno

(I was asked to write this article for my company's magazine. It most probably has tons of errors in it as its just a draft, so all you Journo students and English professors go easy alright? eNjOY!)

Pricewaterhousecoopers (Penang)

Annual Trip

The Never Ending Journey

Taman Negara, a place of serenity, peace and calm. Being a preserved jungle, Taman Negara has remained a place of solitude to its various inhabitants for many years…………..until September 2007! For 3 days in early September, the PwC invasion had begun.

The invasion started off with a 11 hour bus ride journey from the small lil tortoise shaped island known as Penang. With 4 express buses, we slowly made our way to the serenity of Taman Negara. Little did the monkeys of Taman Negara know, trouble was slowly brewing in the air!

After what it seemed like forever (with
way TOO many toilet breaks), we finally reached the Rainforest Hotel which would be the home to 90 plus PwCians for the next few days. Although groggy and hungry, nothing could dampen our spirits as we noisily made our grand entrance to Taman Negara.

Shooting the Rapids, Meeting Orang Asli and BBQ

When you are traveling on the bus for 11 hours while munching Twisties and Rota Rota, anything you eat after that tastes like a 5 star Shangri-la dinner. That was how lunch was to us. Lunch was edible at best, but one could never tell by the way we swarmed the food.

After a short break after lunch, we headed off to the Tembeling River (which is the main tributary of the Pahang River) for our first activity which was shooting the rapids. We left in around 10 boats up the river as our guide slowly navigated through a couple of slow rapids and finally came to a stop after a 10 minute journey.

Our individual guides had to explain to us that due to the number of us and safety reasons, going for stronger rapids would be risky and dangerous. However they could would show us how they create their own “rapids.” And then they did. With 10 boats racing through the river, each boat started a HUGE water fight by sticking out their oar every time we passed another boat which got everyone of us soaking wet.

The fight ended temporarily when we reached an orang asli settlement by the river. Many of our Pwcians were very well amazed on how these people could live without electricity and water. The “ketua kampung” graciously showed us how to start a fire with just rocks and stones as well as using their blow pipes (which they were selling at RM 25 by the way, not so “ULU” huh) to hunt animals.

We ended the day with a lovely BBQ dinner back in the hotel which was followed by a mid night hike before we went to bed.

George of the Jungle and Telematch

The morning started off with a quick breakfast and then we headed of to the highest canopy walk in the world. Our endurance was tested as we had to hike 45 minutes into the jungle to reach our destination point. After a lot of sweat, panting and tears, we managed to overcome the treacherous hike (okay…it wasn’t that bad) and finally reached the canopy walkway.

The canopy walkway is a walk across a 400 meter man-made bridge, suspended 25 to 40 meters above the ground which is the longest in the world of its kind.

Next up on the schedule, was a group tele-match. We were separated into different teams and competed in games where our intelligence, team-work and physical abilities were tested. Unfortunately, our last game which was with water balloons was called off due to heavy rain. However this did not stop us from throwing water balloons at each other in the rain. Many used this opportunity to try and soak their seniors or managers! With dinner coming up, we all went back to the hotel to prepare for the big event coming up.

I Like to DISCOOOOO! – Annual Dinner

Our theme for the night was Disco with a catch. Those born in the 80s had to dress up old school style while the oldies were forced to dress up like young ones – HIP HOP STYLE. With the hall all nicely decorated, many people started coming in. There were rumoured spottings of 50 cent (Eng Cheng), Snoop Dogg (Mr Cho) and Britney Spears (Kelly Khoo) in the crowd. There was also a bouncer who was brought from the 70s who was spotting an afro and a goatee.

As the night progressed, many games were played by newly promotes during the year. Many laughs and moments were shared by all our PwCians. The night ended with a group photo shoot and a dance floor where we danced till the wee hours of the morning!

The last Hike

Early the next morning, many sleepy/drunk/tired PwCians slowly crawled out of bed (with some kicking and screaming). We took a short boat ride to Lata Berkoh where we could see view the strong rapids caused by a nearby waterfall.

The trip ended with lunch at the hotel and yet another photo shoot. We boarded the bus tired and sleepy but yet we all knew that the past 3 days will always remain in our memories.

Disneyland after Dark Vol 2

Dear Diary,

What happens to Disneyland when the lights go off? I reckon Mickey goes to his little hut, takes a wank and then smokes up a little. Minnie would be sleeping around with Goofy. Donald Duck would be taking one up the ass from Winnie the Pooh. And Daisy? Daisy is a meth addict. She sells her body for meth. Sells her children's organs for cash as well. Disneyland is a crack house after dark.

Anyway life rocks although I wish i was back in Melbourne though. But hey, things could be much worse. At least I'm not crying in a cell like Paris Hilton. By the way who would you do it with, Diary? Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson? A hard one here, but i would opt for Paris. Just because she is so slutty. When you are choosing between 2 blond bimbos you gotta pick the sluttiest one especially if both of them are blond.

I was listening to the radio that day, and I finally found out why the chicken actually crossed the road. The reason being, he wanted to fucking blow up hitzfm mixfm and flyfm with 100 cases of C4. Fuck you can switch between the radio stations and because their playlists are so fucking similar you wouldn't be able to tell the fucking difference. Mix Fm playing Avril lVAGINAe's Girl friend?? Oh hang on, hitz will be playing it 25 minutes later. Oh turn it on Fly and you fucking hear "hey hey you you." Malaysia needs a revamp in its radio stations BADLY.

Oh yea dear diary, just a little secret between me and you. I hate George Bush. I hate Sadam. I hate Malaysia. I hate whites. I hate Chinese. I hate Italians. You can fucking screw the POMs and the Kiwis as well. Australia is a litter of criminals and the Yanks should be called Wanks. Actually FUCK everybody in the world except ME. Cause I'm Great. and Liverpool FC rules as well.

Well I'm gonna hit the sack just because talking about how great I am makes me so hyped up that I won't be able to sleep. Catch Diary.

Regards

The greatest Penangite in the world.
ME.

I Wannabe a Camerawhore.......

Last few weeks in Melbourne. I've decided to become a Camwhore. Typical Ching/Malaysian thing. Fuck 've only used my camera twice since I've arrived. So yea Camwhoring for the world to see.






Before drinks.......picture clear...i see 1 wog 1 rednut and a ching

Beer fucks my sight......

Full affects of Beer..........i see just see Asian wannabes with peace signs....fuck em

Accoustic Mania

I have recently been downloading tons of accoustic shits esp Foofighter tracks. It amazes me to see how something simple can sound so nice. The simplicity of a guitar to put in words, beautiful. In fact I have been staring into the computer thinking on how to articulate the beauty of an acoustic set and I have been speechless. Can't think of anything to say but it's beautiful.

How Now Brown Cow? ...........(to be continued)

Dear bRown cow,

I am writing this letter to tell you how appalled I am at the current state of the manliness of our young men today in our society. Brown cow, Why do guys dress up in pink shirts, have funny funky taiwanese hairstyles, show the peace sign while taking photos and roll their eyes back to try and look cute? Isn't that what sissy gay ass cunts do? Please advise. I have a boy and I am worried for his manliness and his balls!

From,

A Concerned Parent

DanT, the GREATEST ever Penangite EVER!

I am So great. I am so great, everybody loves me I am so great.

• I don't pronounce Skype as SKYPY!
• I have better things to do in my life than Playing online games 24/7 of my life.
• I am Daniel, therefore I am GREAT
• A usual day with DanT begins with climbing mountains, swimming with sharks and wrestling Godzilla . I then will fly to Africa to feed the poor and stop by China to Pee on Chairman Mao's grave. I will quickly stop over in Chicago and shootaround with Michael Jordan and pick up a pizza from Lygon Street Melbourne. I still have time to make it home for Mom's lovely dinner.
• I don't put any make up or curl my eyelashes. Plus I take less than a minute to fix my hair. (SCREW YOU metrosexuals.)
• I am so smart that I found out that all of life's problems can be solved by ONE single mathematical equation but I chose to forget it because I want to start solving social ills not the mysteries to life.
• I drink beer.
• I drink A LOT of Beer.
• I once got lost in the jungles of Amazon and to survive I killed a rhino with my bare hands. I then pulled of his two tusks and with it I killed 100 Amazon warriors that I encountered. I then chopped off an arm of one of the natives I killed, sharpened it and chopped down 2 trees. With it to build a canoe which I rowed all the way back to Penang with it.
• I am banned from all kinds of competitions just because I AM GREAT.
  

"Greatness doesn't come from what you do or say. Neither does it come from winning or being succesful. One is great when he/she steps up and elevates him/herself from the rest. It happens when a person sets themselves apart from the average crowd to achieve unmentionable heights." - Daniel Tay

Disneyland After Dark with DanT DawG

Was out with my mate Wazza last night watching the footy. Saints v Demons at the MCG. 70000 fans. Half of em FOUL MOUTH aussies shouting at the umpire and telling him to "GO HOME AND FUCK HIS MUM". Players pushing and shoving each other. Punches nearly thrown. Meat pies and chips. BEER!. And 2 hot Blondes sitting in front of us. THATS WHAT FOOTY (Aussie Rules not soccer not rugby not NFL)is all about.

(68000 Bloody Fans at the G)

(Players going off at halftime. Not before a pushing and shoving match with a few nasties in between)

For some reason or another Waz calls me Chewie. Short for Chewbacca, the Gorilla whois Han Solo's (Harrison Ford) co pilot in Star Wars 1,2 and 3. It seems that all my nicknames are related to animals. Pooh, Gorilla and now Chewie??? But its all good....

Oh yea, we were driving along Chapel St after the game and we saw this bird/shelia/chick with the BIGGEST tits that you will ever see. So big that we didnt even look at her face. Our eyes went straight to the goods. Hmm...... just sharing!

Anyway I am running off, just like the hooker who stole your watch and wallet after fucking ya!

FUCK OFF everyone.