10 Reasons Why I am such an ASShoLe

10. I secertly breed and train Ninja Ants and send them to do my EVIL Bidding...Muahahaha

9. I Laugh and take the mickey out of people's misery even though if put in a similar situation may suck worse or even fail. Still YOU suck! I also don't keep embarassing moments of friends very well. I'll swear on my deathbed that your patethic sex conversation with a so called "girl" will reach to the ends of the world. Don't Blame me...Blame Globalisation...

8. I make fun out of the new age man who wears pink and curls their eyelashes (Seriously What the fuck do u metrosexual fuckers think you are doing?"

7. When drunk I sing my National Anthem (wrongly of course) irrespective of the time. You may also find me pissing on the nearest tree from where I am.

6. I secertly lower down the fridge and freezer temprature to the lowest setting so that everybody's food is icey cold...(my food is in another fridge, of course). Milk? Frozen. Orange Juice? Frozen. Pasta? Hard as rock.

5. I play Smells Like Teen Spirit on an accoustic guitar at 4.am in the morning and do my Kurt Cobain Screaming impersonation.

4. IT is ME who started the war in Iraq, Lebannon and all the wars in the world. I am the spirit of war. DIe everybody DIe!!!!!!!

3. I purposely call Dominoes Pizza and Scream at them for not being able to bring me a Carlsberg, VB and Asahi flavoured pizza. I call again in 5 minutes asking politely weather they have chinese take out.

2. I stop for pretty girls to cross the road and horn at those who are FUGLY. (Common boys and girls, we all do that...)

1. My name is Daniel Tay....therefore I am an Asshole




Hey you all know I'm not such a bastard and I just made all these stuff up dont ya?

OOOOOHH i got fucking emo in the last post...

Ahh, I just realised one fucked up thing, I SUCK at blogging. No new updates, my blog has no groupies....ahh this is what it feels like to SUCK.

WELL if there are any loosers who are reading THE MOST SUCKIEST blog on the web created by the MOST NON SUCKIEST person in the world, here is a quick update what I've been up to:-

• As the picture says it...BEER BEER and more Beer
• Real Men eat REd Meat (real men also eat red Meat)
• Watched an A-League game...Go Victory
• Harassed (yea i was drunk) fucking foreign taxi drivers who didnt want to take me and my mates home...(Fuck You retard taxi drivers. Go Fuck OFF!)

Oh yea...to all you fuckers out there (esp. in Malaysia) "Only retards wear their collars up" I mean what the fuck are you trying to do? Its just so bloody retarded.

I can't actually believe that I would be going back to Penang so bloody soon. Although there is no place like home, man there are just too many retards who wear their collars up, listen to only mainstream stuff, loves to shuffle but has never been to melbourne (Oh i fucking hate shufflers anyway. Go screw yourselves and get a life you bloody junkies) and most probably be playing DOTA 24/7. I mean I have not much beef with all those things mentioned, (just the collars) but thats like the only sub-culture of ppl that Malaysia has in general.

In Melbourne you get your Goths, your punks, the ravers, your stoners, your acid junkies, your speed junkies, the intellectual, the Footy Junkies and the soccer junkies, JUNKIES and you get ppl like me. Ppl who drink beer, eat nachos, talk shit about EVS (EVS means whatever) and who are just having a fucking Blast!!