Last few weeks in Melbourne. I've decided to become a Camwhore. Typical Ching/Malaysian thing. Fuck 've only used my camera twice since I've arrived. So yea Camwhoring for the world to see.
Before drinks.......picture clear...i see 1 wog 1 rednut and a ching
Beer fucks my sight......
Full affects of Beer..........i see just see Asian wannabes with peace signs....fuck em
I have recently been downloading tons of accoustic shits esp Foofighter tracks. It amazes me to see how something simple can sound so nice. The simplicity of a guitar to put in words, beautiful. In fact I have been staring into the computer thinking on how to articulate the beauty of an acoustic set and I have been speechless. Can't think of anything to say but it's beautiful.
Dear bRown cow,
I am writing this letter to tell you how appalled I am at the current state of the manliness of our young men today in our society. Brown cow, Why do guys dress up in pink shirts, have funny funky taiwanese hairstyles, show the peace sign while taking photos and roll their eyes back to try and look cute? Isn't that what sissy gay ass cunts do? Please advise. I have a boy and I am worried for his manliness and his balls!
From,
A Concerned Parent
I am So great. I am so great, everybody loves me I am so great.
"Greatness doesn't come from what you do or say. Neither does it come from winning or being succesful. One is great when he/she steps up and elevates him/herself from the rest. It happens when a person sets themselves apart from the average crowd to achieve unmentionable heights." - Daniel Tay
Was out with my mate Wazza last night watching the footy. Saints v Demons at the MCG. 70000 fans. Half of em FOUL MOUTH aussies shouting at the umpire and telling him to "GO HOME AND FUCK HIS MUM". Players pushing and shoving each other. Punches nearly thrown. Meat pies and chips. BEER!. And 2 hot Blondes sitting in front of us. THATS WHAT FOOTY (Aussie Rules not soccer not rugby not NFL)is all about.
(68000 Bloody Fans at the G)
For some reason or another Waz calls me Chewie. Short for Chewbacca, the Gorilla whois Han Solo's (Harrison Ford) co pilot in Star Wars 1,2 and 3. It seems that all my nicknames are related to animals. Pooh, Gorilla and now Chewie??? But its all good....
Oh yea, we were driving along Chapel St after the game and we saw this bird/shelia/chick with the BIGGEST tits that you will ever see. So big that we didnt even look at her face. Our eyes went straight to the goods. Hmm...... just sharing!
Anyway I am running off, just like the hooker who stole your watch and wallet after fucking ya!
FUCK OFF everyone.
Its 5.12am, not asleep and pictures say 1000 words.
"Beer the CAUSE and the SOLUTION to all of man's problems!" Homer Jay Simpson
You know, I will be honest with you all. I was never really enthusiastic about nature shows. Back in Penang we don't even subscribe to the Nature programs. (Although my mum would most probably would want to swap my ESPN for it) However, I declare myself very lucky to have caught some of the adventures of Steve Irwin, the Croc Hunter before he tragically passed away on the 4th of September.
Steve Irwin, the guy who wrestled with the crocodiles. The guy who risked his life just so that he could educate the world on Aussie outback animals. Steve Irwin, the tough macho man who loved the outback so much that he wept like a baby when one of his beloved crocs died. There was never a man that was so passionate and dedicated about animals as Steve Irwin was.
I was very fortunate enough to have visited his zoo on the 11th of July 2006. What made me even more lucky was that he and his family were filming some shots and they dropped by to wave and say a few words to the crowd.
My aunt and cousin told me "Thats worth a million bucks!" It is pretty rare that they would be at the zoo as they would often be filming for one of their nature shows. Now that I think about it, their words have really struck me. I may have been the last ever Penangnite to have ever seen the famous Steve Irwin.
Steve Irwin, the face of Australia. Ask any of my mates back in Penang who John Howard is and you'll most probably get "Who da fuck is that?" But EVERYONE knows who Steve Irwin was. REST in PEACE, Steve. We will never get to hear you say "CRIKEY!" ever again.
10. I secertly breed and train Ninja Ants and send them to do my EVIL Bidding...Muahahaha
9. I Laugh and take the mickey out of people's misery even though if put in a similar situation may suck worse or even fail. Still YOU suck! I also don't keep embarassing moments of friends very well. I'll swear on my deathbed that your patethic sex conversation with a so called "girl" will reach to the ends of the world. Don't Blame me...Blame Globalisation...
8. I make fun out of the new age man who wears pink and curls their eyelashes (Seriously What the fuck do u metrosexual fuckers think you are doing?"
7. When drunk I sing my National Anthem (wrongly of course) irrespective of the time. You may also find me pissing on the nearest tree from where I am.
6. I secertly lower down the fridge and freezer temprature to the lowest setting so that everybody's food is icey cold...(my food is in another fridge, of course). Milk? Frozen. Orange Juice? Frozen. Pasta? Hard as rock.
5. I play Smells Like Teen Spirit on an accoustic guitar at 4.am in the morning and do my Kurt Cobain Screaming impersonation.
4. IT is ME who started the war in Iraq, Lebannon and all the wars in the world. I am the spirit of war. DIe everybody DIe!!!!!!!
3. I purposely call Dominoes Pizza and Scream at them for not being able to bring me a Carlsberg, VB and Asahi flavoured pizza. I call again in 5 minutes asking politely weather they have chinese take out.
2. I stop for pretty girls to cross the road and horn at those who are FUGLY. (Common boys and girls, we all do that...)
1. My name is Daniel Tay....therefore I am an Asshole
Hey you all know I'm not such a bastard and I just made all these stuff up dont ya?
Ahh, I just realised one fucked up thing, I SUCK at blogging. No new updates, my blog has no groupies....ahh this is what it feels like to SUCK.
Oh yea...to all you fuckers out there (esp. in Malaysia) "Only retards wear their collars up" I mean what the fuck are you trying to do? Its just so bloody retarded.
I can't actually believe that I would be going back to Penang so bloody soon. Although there is no place like home, man there are just too many retards who wear their collars up, listen to only mainstream stuff, loves to shuffle but has never been to melbourne (Oh i fucking hate shufflers anyway. Go screw yourselves and get a life you bloody junkies) and most probably be playing DOTA 24/7. I mean I have not much beef with all those things mentioned, (just the collars) but thats like the only sub-culture of ppl that Malaysia has in general.
In Melbourne you get your Goths, your punks, the ravers, your stoners, your acid junkies, your speed junkies, the intellectual, the Footy Junkies and the soccer junkies, JUNKIES and you get ppl like me. Ppl who drink beer, eat nachos, talk shit about EVS (EVS means whatever) and who are just having a fucking Blast!!
Bloody Hell its been ages since I've updated my blog and Ive been as free as hell. Just too lazy i guess and I've been just bumming around doing nothing much having a couple of beers and ordering pizzas almost everyday. One major accomplishment, I have become a non smoker from 2/7/2006 and to be honest it hasnt been working hehehheh. BUT this date is special cause that is the date that i realised how much i EFFING HATE SMOKING. I am a drug addict. I am addicted to Nicotine. Nicotine kills more people than heroin.
Oh yea I have been going to the gym quite often too as well. all part and parcel of my major plan to quit smoking. Oh yea i bought 2 NBA jersey's as well. A Dwyane Wade and Manu Giniobli.
I am actually writing this out of bordeom and im still stuck on whether i should sleep or stay awake till my flight. Its 2.35 am and the airport shuttle is picking me up at 7am. If you all know me, if i do fall asleep now i might miss my shuttle and im kinda worried. But i feel like i can doze off any time now so im in a bit of a dilema...anyway bye bye melbourne for 10 days! Sunshine and warmth here i come!!!!
Look closely at the picture on the left. Thats what I saw through my eyes last Friday night after dinner. Yup, Britney, Christina, Justin and Fred went cypress hill for the night. Learnt that Justin gets paranoid, Britney gets hyper and Christina is one hell of a good actor. And Fred? Sleepy as usual. Sleepy and you can feel your body is just floating in the air.
Besides the compression session (Reliving woodstock, flying high in the sky above...you get my point) the weekend for me has been great. Watched the FA Cup final last weekend and what else can I say. Liverpool, the greatest club in the world are the comeback Kings. After learning to never give up on Liverpool after last year's European Champions League Final, I never had a doubt that my beloved Liverpool would go down so easily. Down 3-2 with just 4 minutes of extra time to go, Stevie G hits a 35 yard stunner. Amazing...totally amazing. With that Liverpool tied the score 3-3 and held on to win in penalties. You'll never walk alone folks, You'll never walk alone.
Arsenal, Manure and Chelski fans out there you all can never achieve what liverpool has. How many european championships do we have? Not 1, not 2 but 5. Beat that Manure and Chelski.
When you walk through a storm, Hold your head up high and don't be afraidSee ya
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Its the 8th of May. If you count out the point that i was sick, I had a great weekend. 2 bday parties (Carmei and Kathlyn), booze, great food and booze (what else do you need?). Well i guess its back to my books. First paper is on the 6th of June. I've shaved and planned to get a haircut to signify getting back on track on the road to becoming an accontant. If i had the money i would do a tattoo just to remind myself of what ive got to do just to achieve my goal. But fuck, im broke so i guess shaving and cutting my hair will be enough.
Sportswise, its been great as well. Although Liverpool didnt managed to sneak in 2nd over Manure, i believe we had a great season. We achieved a club record of 11 consecutive wins, amounted a total of 82 points, we beat Chelski to reach the FA Cup Final plus we got our GOD, Robbie Fowler back for next year.
NBA....2nd round has started and there was no upsets from the 1st round. Kobe almost pulled his Lakers over the Suns but they eventually lost the series 4 -3. My 2 favourite teams are playing head to head. I love both the Heat and Nets...its gonna be one hell of a series to watch, although im hoping that the Heat will pull it off. Shaq was the first jersey i ever owned, My dad bought it in Melbourne for me plus Dwyane Wade? Just love how he balls. If they do win, i would be sad though. Jason Kidd was and still is one of my fav. players. PLus u add Vinsanity and RJ to it and the fact that if the Nets loose, one of their owners named Jay-Z and his hot gal Beyonce won't be courtside anymore.
Anyway gonna hit the books. Will upload some pics or something later...cherrio and fuck off!
With this post, i finally popped my cherry for being a blogspot blogger. Use to have my blogs on friendster and on multiply but i feel that you don't have much control on those 2 blogs. So yea I am shifting to blogspot or as my title says I am getting my cherry popped on blog spot.
Will post some shit up soon...
Feuer Frei!
